John Mayer, Eric Clapton & Sheryl Crow all walk into a bar.....

So because my mind is so fantastical and I have a terrible problem this semester with procrastination or my assigned reading....I was reading up on some John Clayton Mayer news instead. Its like one of my favorite past times in a non-creepy superfan way. Anywhoodle.

There is a wonderfreakinful concert series being put on this summer and once again I got SOOOOOOOOOOO excited that John Mayer, love of my musical and perhaps personal life (pending face-to-face meeting obviously) is doing a show again. So I get myself in a tizzy reading about the fabulousness and start plotting new ways to catch his eyeball. Until like halfway through the first paragraph (try not to be impressed with how fast my mind works and how unproductive it is despite its speed) there is a stipulation. ITS IN LONDON. This leads to dejavu of the Mayercraft Cruise incident where i spent a month tyring to figure out how to get on the damn cruise ship because there are all those ridiculous international travel rules and.....long story short the cruise is going on now and I'm instead spending my days in boredom on dry land.

Why John why? Not only am I missing out on you but Sheryl Crow...who while not one of my all time favorites is still kick ass enough to perform with you multiple times now so she is a cool cat in my book. But then ERIC CLAPTON.............(pause for the gasp)........OMG. I grew up on Slowhand he is a god among us and lord knows he may not be doing shows much longer so that would be a treat. I swear the universe is conspiring against me sometimes. The guitar gods are at the very least.

So I came up with this little literary short treat/snack for you about this situation. Enjoy.

John Mayer, Eric Clapton & Sheryl Crow all get together one night...

...have a few drinks....share a few laughs....kick ass on their guitars....the usual.

Clapton goes : "Hey lets all do a concert together!"

John: "Where should we have our concert?"

Sheryl: "Oh idk maybe somewhere in the vast country that is America?"

John: "No fuck America lets have it in London because we hate America and never do sweet concerts together there!"

Eric: "Okay!"

John: "OH and lets NOT invite our biggest fan MissCinematic because
1.) That would totally piss her off because we didn't personally invite her
2.) It would also make her sad she will not get to rock out with us in London which is another dream of hers
3.) Because we know she cannot afford plane fare & ticket prices to hop across the pond to see us"

Sheryl: "Sounds groovy"

They toast their master universal plan to keep me away from their musical awesomeness.....and then rock out riffs on their guitars til sunrise.

THE END

That's all I've got so far. I'd like to be clear that I can say with 100% certainty that I totally made this up....I'm sure they all love America dearly and would sincerely hope that John Mayer is not secretly plotting with Eric Clapton & Sheryl Crow against my not-so-secret plot to meet him. But c'mon how shady is it that all the kick ass John Mayer concerts are not here.

Super shady I say.